The most embarrassing thing about this is that BEFORE I clicked share I actually did a quick mental check (which is actually something I never do with, you know, posts) and was like, “who’s is definitely right here.” I am sorry. REVEL IN MY SHAME, INTERNET.
—Balk
Last night I had a dream that I saw Balk in front of a bar and actually did not go in to drink with him. It was startling at the time. But this must be why.