Desultory Bloviation

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Sep 29th

The Of Mississippi Code

tylercoates: merlin: Drunk on success, Author Dan Brown rewrites Absalom Absalom! It begins: ...

Sep 26th

T minus 11 hours until my flight to Me-hee-coe. I’ve...

Sep 26th

I'm not caught up on Mad Men so I have no...

Sep 25th

It’s kinda stupid how happy it makes me to empty out...

Sep 25th

Is there some sort of raging debate...

WTF? #crap-ass commercials

Sep 23rd

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Sep 23rd

Let's not get carried away there, Tough Girl

Sep 22nd

“It was almost as if Don were consciously holstering his...”
— Mark Lisanti’s weekly Mad Men...

Sep 22nd

mollylambert: gifparty: I saw it coming. And yet I laughed.  Oh, how I laughed!

Sep 20th

Watch

suitep: summersolace: PomplamooseMusic awesome cover of Beyonce’s Single Ladies Heee!  Meta.

Sep 20th

(via thisrecording) She is going to look just like Danielle...

Sep 18th

So my cashier at Trader Joe's tonight...

And I just can’t let this go!  Because I said, “Uh… huh.”  And she said,...

Sep 18th

Also, is that Trudy Campbell?! ...

Sep 18th

"I discovered at a very early age that...

Community is like a shining beacon of inspiration for all lawyers everywhere.

Sep 18th

"Entertainment centers custom-designed by...

Sep 17th

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This goes out to all my ladies lookin’ for love… (via James Gunn) Update:  via...

Sep 16th

peoplewhoshouldbeshot: I mean, fucking fuck.  I hope you...

Sep 16th

aatombomb: inothernews: faithandbegorrah:wooliebear: ...

Sep 16th

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marklisanti: MA Men.

Sep 15th

ryanbrown: English Russia: Seems there is strange trend...

Sep 12th

Yay for me!

My number of “likes” has just surpassed my number of posts. My life’s work is...

Sep 11th

theosballad: theduty: i figured this out in a month. …i...

Sep 11th

suitep: (via kapi) Okay, I can’t possibly be the only...

Sep 11th

You know what would be awesome?

If all the Steelers’ defensive linemen ran out and tackled the FUCK out of the Black Eyed Peas...

Sep 11th

Juuuust insidery enough.

katiebakes: ninety9: Is Smails pursuit of JA for nudix pix the most under-appreciated meme ever?...

Sep 10th

“My grandfather used to say to me when it was raining, “Only...”
— Marvin, our bartender at...

Sep 10th

Ha!  Just one reblog from NTKG and this happens! ...

Sep 10th

WHOA!

Sep 10th

So that Verizon commercial with the...

And, hey!  Jenny Slate! Yaaaaay, Jenny Slate!

Sep 9th

natashavc: sharpless: There can only be one. OMG. NEVER....

Sep 9th

moffs: Ordered by most used: people time pretty fucking...

Sep 9th

Ordered by most used: time people love actually shit moffs...

Sep 9th

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thisrecording: The Farm House Musical, perhaps Mr. Show’s finest moment Blaspheme!  It’s...

Sep 9th

Oh, this is wonderful. Paragon Of Natural Beauty Jodie...

Sep 9th

What is more mentally unhealthy?

ohhleary: dorothymantooth: ohhleary: Being so overworked that you do nothing but work and sleep...

Sep 9th

What is more mentally unhealthy?

ohhleary: Being so overworked that you do nothing but work and sleep all week, or being unemployed...

Sep 9th

nudawn: Why doesn’t Kapi know how to spell babies? via Cause he’s british, and they dont...

Sep 9th

ohhleary: Fuck you, Facebook. I’d kill just to look like the...

Sep 9th

Ultracorrect pronunciation in any language...

Sep 8th

ninety9: youngmanhattanite: josephweisenthal: Shit! I psyched myself out. Cause I was thinking...

Sep 8th

youngmanhattanite: 92y: maura: Very, very, very...

Sep 8th

"Bean! originally petitioned to change his...

Sep 8th

chfdigital: caro: spiers: ninety9: As someone who has his name mispronounced about a third...

Sep 8th

On never watching the DVD commentary

natashavc: Oh, I don’t know. I just love illusion of a seamless craft. The more I love a movie or...

Sep 6th

On picking a resort for your destination wedding: The title...

Sep 5th

mercurypdx:dorothymantooth:mercurypdx:baxterp: (via...

Sep 4th

dick nose???!

Sep 4th

mercurypdx: baxterp: (via peoplewhoshouldbeshot) What am...

Sep 4th

One of my Molton Brown bottles,...

Upon opening the box, I discovered that the culprit was the bottle of “Blissful Templetree...

Sep 4th

Also, fuckin' R. Lee Ermey is WAAAY...

Sep 3rd

Shit, that craptastical Squinty...

Sep 3rd

I'm sure this has been said before

And probably even more cogently! But whatever this abortion of Texas Chainsaw Massacre:  The...

Sep 3rd

This is one a them mercurypdx-related coincihooters,...

Sep 3rd

Wisdom from my coworker: "You have to be...

drunkbrunch: (via marseeah) Agreed. This is the only way to win. Assuming the dealer has an...

Sep 2nd

How is this even POSSIBLE??!! (via via TDW)

Sep 2nd

“#1stdraftweddingvows And I’m looking forward to...”
— james_gunn (Spelling issues...

Sep 2nd

ohhleary: Judge accordingly. Heh.  I picked Marshawn in the...

Sep 2nd

rules can be broken for an effect

nudawn: God after that long kiss I near lost my breath yes he said I was a flower of the mountain...

Sep 1st