this is my favorite post of all time
"I really just wanted a dashboard."
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Awesome sale, DWR. Good job.
yes good let’s share a bunch of this stuff on the internet so that impressionable youths think that marriage is like a cute, more-twee version of Cato vs. Clouseau.
"Honey, come in here, we need to go over these accounts again. I don’t think we’re making enough return on the CD to justify not moving some of that into baby jeffery’s college account."
"BABE COME IN HERE I MADE A PILLOW FORT!"
You’re right Nick, we need to hide any pleasures of marriage and continue projecting it as a plodding monotony punctuated with stressful fights and breakdowns. Ten more years of Everybody Loves Raymond!
Fake and straight
“You can determine a priest is not on duty when he is molesting a child, for example,” the attorney argued. “A priest abusing a child is absolutely contrary to the pursuit of his master’s business, to the work of a diocese.”
Be careful, the circular logic might give you whiplash.
Yeah, you’ll really laugh when you find out that the law calls this not-an-official-duty-so-my-boss-can’t-get-blamed defense a “frolic and detour.”
How does one learn to Make Love To The Camera?
Thanks to @Slopecellars, I now have the ingredients for a proper Brooklyn Cocktail (v. just subbing rye in a Manhattan)
Ahhhhh! That Bigallet is MAGIC! (As is James, where I first had it last week.) Looks like off to Slope Cellars I go…
St. Patrick’s Day in Ireland.
Isn’t that a Scotch egg?
I think a good heist show would be about a top group of heist artists (heisters?) who devise a plan for the perfect heist. “This is the perfect heist,” Nemo, the leader, says. The rest of the team agrees, if not perfect, it’s at least a pretty good heist. Then they go get beers at the Rusty…
A+. Would watch.