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nudawn:

langer:

“Dance Dreams (Lady GaGa vs. Eurythmics)”, by Divide & Kreate

This is basically the biggest thing to happen to music since the Beatles played Ed Sullivan.

i just came in my pants. really. i just did.

Holy shit, this is the first thing that’s made me actually want to go to a cluuurrrrb in years.

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baxterp2:winstonwolfe:illustratedexample:sunday: I couldn’t hear anything!

baxterp2:winstonwolfe:illustratedexample:sunday:

I couldn’t hear anything!

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natashavc:

Dick Towel.

DICK TOWEL!!!!!

Guess what all y’all are getting for Xmas?
No, really.  Guess!

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Nov
5th
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Adventures In IM:

When a friend mentions that they have a craving for crab legs and your internal monologue immediately replies, “Yeah, we’ve got crab legs.”

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can we talk about how they’re both wearing stupid shirts with people’s heads drawn in all white on them? even if one is stevie nicks. we don’t wear steve nicks.
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The justsayjolie inbox: Your source for the hidden angst of The Awl readership. (via justsayjolie)

Touché!
(related)

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I just fell asleep for like ten seconds and dreamt I was on the train on the way in to work. WRONG.

drunkbrunch:

(via inothernews)

Whenever I see the word “dreamt,” I always think it’s misspelled. Am I the only one?

How do you feel about “learnt”?

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!!! RT @AdrienField: I may be the only person in NY who appreciates Holister: cute models at all hours and the wafting scent of junior high.
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katiebakes

Heh.  Me Walking Downtown With New-To-New-York-er Friend:

Her, looking up: Hey, isn’t this where the DKNY mural used to be?
Me: Yup.  They took it down a few months ago.  Sucks.
Her: Wait, Hollister?!  What the fuck is Hollister?  I thought only Korean boys wore that.

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Good God, Regretsy finds the most amazing stuff.

Good God, Regretsy finds the most amazing stuff.

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Nov
4th
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thedailywhat:

Late Links:

Whoa!  So, “Sorry honey, I have a headache” is a REAL excuse?!

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spiegelman: Viktor Koen for the NYT, in re Michelle Obama’s cameo on Iron Chef. “Mr. Batali, who might seem an unlikely spokesman for eating in moderation, has thrown himself into the project.” Oh, NYT.  The hole you dig for yourself.

spiegelman:

Viktor Koen for the NYT, in re Michelle Obama’s cameo on Iron Chef.

“Mr. Batali, who might seem an unlikely spokesman for eating in moderation, has thrown himself into the project.”

Oh, NYT.  The hole you dig for yourself.

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