1. americastestkitchen:

    How to Avoid (or Start) Fights with Food Snobs: People who consider themselves foodies can be tricky to talk to about culinary topics. You never know when you might offend them by doing something wrong. Details.com editor James Oliver Cury kindly wrote a post for Eatocracyabout common topics that can really set off a gourmand so that you can avoid an altercation (or start one). For example: If you’re looking to avoid a stern telling off, don’t put ketchup on your steak.

    Here’s one:  Don’t say “gourmand” when what you really mean is “gourmet.”

    And that goes for all of ya!

  2. Cleaning out the top shelves of my closet for the first time in about 10 years & found this box.  It’s empty.  

Who remembers Hecht’s?!

    Cleaning out the top shelves of my closet for the first time in about 10 years & found this box. It’s empty.

    Who remembers Hecht’s?!

  3. It’s taking every ounce of my being to resist…

    It’s taking every ounce of my being to resist…

  4. This is the greatest thing I’ve seen in months.

    This is the greatest thing I’ve seen in months.

    (Source: thrillist)

  5. THANK FUCKING GOODNESS AND LIGHT

  6. There were no “I voted” stickers at my poling place

    This is an outrage!

  7. Click me, I'm awesome. →

    This is beautiful.

  8. aatombomb:

buzzfeed:

Mitt Romney posing with the staff of a Chipotle.

OMG the black guy’s face.

He’s Colberting the hell out of Willard.

    aatombomb:

    buzzfeed:

    Mitt Romney posing with the staff of a Chipotle.

    OMG the black guy’s face.

    He’s Colberting the hell out of Willard.

  9. suitep:

theawl:

kaebot:

I made a thing if anyone wants to use it.
You search for a movie or tv show and it tells you which streaming service has it.
watchlegit.com

OH MY GOD, HERO

Snagging because holy hell.

Double snagged.

    suitep:

    theawl:

    kaebot:

    I made a thing if anyone wants to use it.

    You search for a movie or tv show and it tells you which streaming service has it.

    watchlegit.com

    OH MY GOD, HERO

    Snagging because holy hell.

    Double snagged.

  10. Topical!

    The best, and stupidest, pirate joke you will ever hear:

    “What is a pirate’s favorite subway line?”
    “Oh, I know.  R, right?”
    “You think it be R, but truly, it be the C.”